- Flaky Phoebe #1
- January 16th, 2007
> The best actors in the world are WWE/TNA wrestlers. We all know the shows are scripted, but we still buy them.
> The worst actors are the politicians. We don't believe them, ever.
> Why do they call reality shows "Reality shows" anyway? Eh? Anyone?
> The only magic that we can see in real life, not only on tv, are Fireworks. Yun talaga may istars istars pa. Yung iba triks triks lang.
> Most of us pretend that we don't like Backstreet Boys and laugh, cringe, or sigh when we hear their music. The truth is, we know the lyrics of the songs by heart and sing along with them while walking away from the place where they are being played. I'll never breeeeaaaaak yooooouuuuur heeeeaaaaarrrrt. I'll never maaaaaaake yoooooouuuuuuu crrrrryyyyy...
> The only ones that can plot a perfect crime are fiction writers and editors. The former plan it. The latter fix the plotholes.
> Life on earth is a conspiracy. Yun lang.
> Sometimes, we think we're cool when we say that we're jologs because we can say it and not afraid to admit that we are. So we're cool for doing that. So which is it? Can you be cool and jologs at the same time? Seriously? Are we really jologs when we say we are?
> No, the ChickenJoy from Jollibee aren't happy. Hindi sila nag-e-Enervon araw-araw. *sings* More energy mas hapiiii. More energy mas hapiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! Fine! Corny na kung corny!
> The reason we are wondering why the chicken crossed the road is because we made the chicken cross the road. And now we are just making a fool of ourselves. So don't ever ask again why the chicken crossed the road. DON"T!!! DOOOOOOONNNN"T!!!!!!
"That's right, I am flaky...
I'm flaky. I'll say anything!"
- Phoebe Buffay, F*R*I*E*N*D*S Season 6, TOW The Joke
Ang mga nabasa ninyo ay pawang pansariling pag-iisip ko lamang. Yun lang. :P
wow, it's been a year!!!! parang kailan lang...
... and tonight i'll be selling my soul to the devil. (wow, feeling Dorian Gray.)